Thursday 28 May 2015

Message from El Ojo (end of 2014-5 season)

The indefatigable EL OJO (the eye) comments on the season just finished, 2014-15 as he comes up to yet another birthday. Very Best Wishes and Congratulations for achieving this very high point.

He and I had plans to meet on the summit of Roseberry Topping if I won the league. It's another high point.


The league winner was newcomer Leah Pardo of London. The league table can be seen in the blog for May 2015.

THE LETTER FROM EL OJO
Dear Head MasterGardener,
Thank you most sincerely for keeping all your little seedlings well watered & cared for. A true labour of love unfortunately marred by the discovery of a rogue spud in our lovely flower garden! Congratulations Leah (I'm sure you are not a real rogue) to an outstanding front runner..........please can I have a signed photo....with an explanation of where the spud came from. I need to know my adversaries...!!
I think Ed & I will have to form our own male only league. Personally I think this equality business has gone way too far. Each year I have to keep swallowing the bitter pill of being beaten & humiliated by the fair sex, one of them being my wife of 55 years! Only our Boss has managed to keep the male flag flying. We have 3 ladies playing I believe.....1st 3rd & 4th & it's not a flash in the pan either. Barbara & Toni are consistent high flyers.
As a Boro supporter I'm rather glad that Vernon's wish to have 3 of your own team in the FL will not now be required. It's one thing to have 3 Chelsea players & quite another to have had to have 3 Boro wallies. I am sure you would have won Sir had you not tied your ankles together........but many congratulations for the runners up spot. It was a closely fought finish with Leah shipping loads of penalty points to forestall your attack & coming out smelling of roses. Perhaps she has metamorphosed into a little flower after all.
With good wishes & happy Summer Holidays to all other hopeful losers without whom those that won would have had a hollow victory. Perhaps Leah can fly us all to Bermuda in her Lear jet to celebrate.

Tuesday 26 May 2015

Congratulations ...... end of season 2014-15



Congratulations  to Leah (Spudly) on finishing top of the TBG having led the way for ........for many Gameweeks. Well done! And well led! She played brilliantly and taught us a few tricks.

I hope she will tell us how she did it or to what she owes her success. Why did she choose the name Spudly?



#
TeamManagerGWTOT
1SpudlyLeah Pardo582,075
2ShelseaVernon Hall442,057
3Florence DynamosBarbara Rogers411,995
4Little Wondersantoinette trainor461,987
5Gottadobetter 14/15Richard Boucher411,974
6Its just not cricketDavid Thompson501,966
7Si Si Songsnick hall431,964
8Boro are backTom Riordan431,942
9MFC PL dreamHarry Thompson471,923
10ElojoMike Trainor421,914
11Bouwow11James Boucher581,903
12Little Ted UnitedSteve Trainor371,861
13Chi StrollersEd Rogers481,779
14Super RamsPeter Jones441,764
15FoxesJohn Vickers311,761
16El-Fandi AllstarsPeter Holland381,740
17Kenski BravesKenneth Pitt361,721
18Jackula UnitedJack Trainor391,645
19We're going upJoe Riordan431,629
20Up the Ramsdavid spencer261,593
21Hammertime FCJosh Hammerton641,592
22Jezza UnitedJeremy Armstrong651,56




Congratulations, too, to Richard (Gotadobetter) for coming up again to the top in one of our leagues -by a squeak (41-39).  It was certainly a tight finish in the Allotments. Richard, level on points with Nick, wins overall on points difference.
(Everybody wins on points difference, but you should know what I mean. Different points!!??)

Richard's team name should be lengthened next season to Gotadobetta'nbetter. 




+-#TeamWDL+Pts
1Gottadobetter 14/1513061,04839
2Si Si Songs13061,00439
3Spudly12071,07636
4MFC PL dream12071,02936
5Shelsea11171,08834
6Elojo11171,00234
7Little Ted United11081,02633
8Its just not cricket10091,00130
9Kenski Braves91998828
10Foxes91991628
11Little Wonders90101,05027
12Bouwow11901098327
13Boro are back901093027
14Chi Strollers901089427
15Jackula United901088427
16Average801185224
17El-Fandi Allstars701288021
18Florence Dynamos61121,01119
19Jezza United511378816
20We're going up501481315









You can see clearly from the Allotments league table that the first 8 managers there scored over 1,000 points in the second half of the season (19 matches).

Only one team had scored over the 1000 at the half-year. Was it you? (see below)

TBG positions at halfway: end of Gameweek 19

Boro are Back              1020
Spudly                            999
Florence D                     984
Shelsea                           969
It's Just Not Cricket       965
See See Songs               960
Little Wonders              937

The leading team back then, Boro are Back, was 8th in the final table and today its manager had the disappointment of finding that Boro are not back in the Premier League. Boro lost 2-0 to Norwich in the playoff at Wembley today. There are quite a few of us who are sorry at losing the chance of Boro players in our game next season. They had beaten Norwich twice in the league but .....not to be!!



We'll be 'aving 'er, won't we, the cookery lady, next season? From Norwich. The other new teams will be Bournemouth and Watford, if I recall correctly.

Congratulations to the first timers in the league: The Riordans, The Thompsons, Josh Hammerton and Ken Pitt. All Middlesbrough supporters, I think, except for Ken who is Crystal Palace. He only lives near Norwich.

David Thomson was the strongest of them with 6th and 8th respectively.

If anyone else has any printable comments then send them to me please.

 Allotments Week 38 results

Spudly54 - 44Shelsea
Jezza United65 - 38El-Fandi Allstars
Foxes31 - 35Si Si Songs
Gottadobetter 14/1541 - 39Jackula United
Bouwow1158 - 37Little Ted United
Its just not cricket50 - 36Kenski Braves
MFC PL dream47 - 41Florence Dynamos
Boro are back43 - 46Little Wonders
We're going up43 - 48Chi Strollers
Average37 - 42Elojo