Wednesday 14 August 2013

Recruitment - 3 days to the start of the season 2013-14

Tiger Balm Gardens, Fantasy Premier League


With the 2013-14 season about to start this blog is for members of this private league to make comments to each other.

Almost everyone from last season has already rejoined our league on the Premier Fantasy League website but a few more would make it merrier. After four seasons together we would enjoy some new teams amongst us.

And more chance for the rest of us to feel safe from ending up at the bottom of the league.

Here is a recruiting letter you are welcome to copy and send to any golfing friends.

 Dear X,

I was wondering if you and any of your golf pals were interested in joining us in the TBG league for the coming season. 

We could do with some new members to keep up interest and in particular to stay near the bottom of the league  - but not yourself, of course, for the latter fate.

I was wondering whether you realised what a great handicap golf is. Did you realise that golf is an anagram of flog. Self-flagellation comes easily to mind.

Premier league fantasy football however offers sheer joy for half an hour a week to assess and choose your eleven for the weekend's matches. Then you sit back to watch a match or two on the telly or your iphone. When the weekend's matches are complete you can view your team's score and that of the other league members and chuckle to yourself as you find how everyone has fared compared to your team where even your full-backs have scored. They get 6 points each for a goal, two more than forwards who get 4. Anyway let's not get too technical here. Hurry to

http://fantasy.premierleague.com/

to enrol and pick your team. Once you have done that you can join our private league Tiger Balm Gardens using this code 181839-93373

I am sure you could manage to persuade one or two football fans amongst your friends to shoehorn a few minutes into the aeons of time they spend revving up their caddy cars. And use it to join in along with yourself to play our fantasy game.

Your ex-mate,

Joe Balmpot 





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